Kids

Wonder if any mums out there with teenagers are able to identify with what I've gone through or am still going through.....

You get preggy and throw up nearly 5 months out of 9 months. Go through a horrendous C-Section recovery to give birth to that cute lil' baby that only knows how to suckle, cry and poop, poop, cry and suckle.
You give up your sleep, spend nearly all your waking hours either at work (so you can afford to buy more expensive diapers which don't stick to your kid's butt, milk powder that's supposed to make your baby MORE intelligent AND cute lil' baby outfits which they will outgrow in a month) or at home carrying your colicky baby.
You lose sleep over your feverish baby who's fretting non-stop because he or she's teething.
You lose contact with most of your gal pals because you're in so deep with this thing called Motherhood, you don't know left from right.
You hold your breath on their first day at school.
You wonder if they are doing okay in school.
Your heart palpitates when they come home with their exam results.

Then one day, your kid's suddenly OLD enough tell you,
"Mum, can you please NOT tag me in your Facebook photos? I have a reputation to uphold, you know?!"

Well, well, well.
Guess it's time for me to dust out the cobwebs from my stilettos, throw out the baby wash towel and become a Yummy Mummy!

Mummy continuing with the grumbling......
Where's my LBD? (Little Black Dress) Can I still freakin' fit into it? Is Black now the new black? Or is white the new black?